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Moloch
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Gender:
Male
Birthday:
Oct 26, 1979 (Age: 37)
Location:
Some desert
Occupation:
Eating ants and staring at the stars.

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Moloch

Well-Known Member, Male, 37, from Some desert

IQ: Over 150

Roses are red, violets are blue, I really like ants, do you like 'em too? May 24, 2017

    1. WheatieMuncher
      WheatieMuncher
      I had a short exchange with deadmau5 on a livestream, and made him laugh. It was the proudest moment of my week.
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    2. Moloch
      Moloch
      Roses are red, violets are blue, I really like ants, do you like 'em too?
    3. Moloch
      Moloch
      Man I'm hungry. Ants should pro-create faster!
      1. WheatieMuncher
        WheatieMuncher
        Maybe they are abstaining in hope that you will starve? Most Molochs eat more than just ants, you know.
        May 18, 2017
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      2. Moloch
        Moloch
        >Moloch eats more ants, you know~.<

        There, fixed that for you!
        May 18, 2017
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    4. Mohsin
      Mohsin
      Hey man. Because of the 7 post a day limit on private messaging, I'm posting on your wall :) I was supposed to respond to your X files comment before but didn't get around to it. Yes, I used to LOVE the X files, but I watched it years ago. I am tempted to re-start it. How about you? Are you a fan?
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      2. Moloch
        Moloch
        We have all the episodes on DVD, been through em twice. We watch ' How the ghosts stole christmas.' every year at christmas. We have music from the series. My wife has a really big ' I want to believe'-poster. So yeah you could say that we are fans ^_^.
        May 15, 2017
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      3. AguirresPriest
        AguirresPriest
        I never like X-files as much as I wanted to. But I loved Vince Gilligan's Breaking Bad, and I'm loving Better Call Saul.
        May 15, 2017
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      4. Moloch
        Moloch
        Between kids, work and myself I find I currently have little time to watch series. I assume that when the children get older time might increase, but I am not sure. I tend to watch GoT, Vikings and oh... the new X-files when they arrive. That's about it though.
        May 18, 2017
    5. L.E.
      L.E.
      You really need a more varied diet
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      2. Moloch
        Moloch
        Oh but I eat big ants, little ants, red ants, black ants, brown ants, fast ants, slow ants, worker ants, soldier ants, crunchy ants, dried ants, soggy ants, sun-baked ants, silly ants and ants in groups. So I have a varied diet.
        May 15, 2017
    6. Moloch
      Moloch
      Why does the lizard like dead mouses?
      1. WheatieMuncher likes this.
    7. Moloch
      Moloch
      So where am I going with this I wonder? More sand? More rocks? More ants is a given, but what else?
      1. WheatieMuncher
        WheatieMuncher
        Is the sand still hot?
        Apr 20, 2017
      2. Moloch
        Moloch
        It appears so, but I am less sensitive to it now than I was before. My feet have been planted more firmly on the ground.
        Apr 21, 2017
    8. Moloch
      Moloch
      A Moloch a day keeps the doctor away!
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      2. Moloch
        Moloch
        Why cuddle of course. We've already decided Molochs are inedible.
        Apr 16, 2017
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      3. WheatieMuncher
        WheatieMuncher
        Hmm, yes we have. Perhaps the doctors have not learned this, and are thus being referred to other doctors to have their mouths and digestive tracts operated on?
        Apr 16, 2017
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      4. Moloch
        Moloch
        That was funny.
        Apr 16, 2017
    9. WheatieMuncher
      WheatieMuncher
      Visited MIT today with a friend. Technically we weren't allowed to be there, but hey, who knew the difference?

      I found the building a bit dull, the people supercilious snobs, and the air conditioning 50 years outdated. The bookstore and gift shop was sweet, though.
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      3. Moloch
        Moloch
        I recognize the greedy feelings in bookstores al too well... I usualy went to 2nd hand book stores, although the selection was a bit lower and/or more damaged/dated, at least it wasn't that expensive :-)
        Apr 10, 2017
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      4. WheatieMuncher
        WheatieMuncher
        Thank you for introducing me, to the online store.
        Apr 10, 2017
      5. Moloch
        Moloch
        Glad to be of help :-)
        Apr 10, 2017
    10. WheatieMuncher
      WheatieMuncher
      It is really hard to urinate in a moving train...
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      2. Moloch
        Moloch
        Hahahaha... if possible, sit down ;-).
        Apr 7, 2017
    11. Moloch
      Moloch
      Soft Moloch Tired Moloch little ball of spihineyy hide!
      1. WheatieMuncher
        WheatieMuncher
        ...Soft Moloch, antsy Moloch, grr grr grr!
        Apr 5, 2017
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    12. Moloch
      Moloch
      If a moloch feels antsy and looks in the mirror, what will happen?
      1. WheatieMuncher
        WheatieMuncher
        Nothing, they have terrible eyesight.
        Mar 30, 2017
      2. Moloch
        Moloch
        Reference or I'll squint at you!
        Apr 4, 2017
      3. WheatieMuncher
        WheatieMuncher
        *Expectedly checks for evidence supporting claim*

        *Finds none*

        *Panics for a second*

        *Recovers with witty, redirecting observation*

        Ants have terrible vision. Thus, when a Moloch becomes antsy, he gains terrible vision!
        Apr 5, 2017
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    13. Moloch
      Moloch
      Deserts are boring. The molochspawn amused themselves by building a solar system of rocks. A slight kerfuffle was raised about Jupiter.
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    14. WheatieMuncher
      WheatieMuncher
      Are you the type of horned lizard that squirts blood out of it's eyes as a defense mechanism?
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      2. Moloch
        Moloch
        HAHAHAHA. That was hilarious.
        Mar 23, 2017
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      3. Moloch
        Moloch
        Here, a limerick inspired on your comment:

        Eating a Moloch is a trial
        It's flesh is utterly vile,
        The taste of rubber tire,
        Wrapped in barbed wire,
        When I think of it all I taste is bile!
        Mar 23, 2017
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      4. WheatieMuncher
        WheatieMuncher
        That is awesome. You should put it on a poetry thread.
        Mar 23, 2017
    15. Moloch
      Moloch
      Now back to my original question: Why is this sand so hot? Should I move to the south pole?
      1. WheatieMuncher
        WheatieMuncher
        Not this time of year, I'd wait a couple of months.
        Mar 17, 2017
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      2. Moloch
        Moloch
        Yeah you are right, it is still warm down there. I've had enough of this stupid sun anyway.
        Mar 17, 2017
    16. Moloch
      Moloch
      *crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch crunch* Hmm... ants in honey !* crunch crunch crunch crunch* *mumbles something with his mouth full*
      1. WheatieMuncher
        WheatieMuncher
        I hope lizards don't get diabetes.
        Mar 16, 2017
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      2. Moloch
        Moloch
        Lizards get antsy.
        Mar 17, 2017
    17. Moloch
      Moloch
      Have you ever seen a lizard walk a keyboard that fast? ZOOM ZOOM ZOOM!
    18. Moloch
      Moloch
      Today is tuesday. The ants differ not in taste on tuesday. What use do I have for the days of the week anyway? I'm a LIZARD!
    19. Moloch
      Moloch
      Dogs chase their own tail. Geckos think this a game without challenge.
    20. WheatieMuncher
      WheatieMuncher
      Moloch, wise lizard, what is a rock?
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      3. Moloch
        Moloch
        If we tie him down and then coat him in honey, imagine all the ants that would come! An antsy Paradise!
        Mar 14, 2017
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      4. WheatieMuncher
        WheatieMuncher
        I wouldn't eat off of Dwayne Johnson, you don't know where he's been.
        Mar 14, 2017
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      5. Moloch
        Moloch
        When coated in honey and tied down I know where he is going though, and so do the ants. The Rock will be disassembled into tiny rockses. Rockettes? Rockies!
        Mar 14, 2017
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Oct 26, 1979 (Age: 37)
    Location:
    Some desert
    Occupation:
    Eating ants and staring at the stars.
    English:
    English Is NOT My First Language
    Claimed IQ:
    Unclaimed
    I'm a lizard. I have thick, prickly skin. I'm inedible. If offered a lizard like me for food, look elsewhere.