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Moloch
Joined:
Dec 23, 2016
Messages:
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113
Gender:
Male
Birthday:
Oct 26, 1979 (Age: 37)
Location:
Some desert
Occupation:
Eating ants and staring at the stars.

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Moloch

Well-Known Member, Male, 37, from Some desert

IQ: Over 150

Exotic ants now breathe freely, the Molochs have left the premise. Local ants are worried, the Molochs have returned from vacation. Aug 27, 2017

    1. Moloch
      Moloch
      Exotic ants now breathe freely, the Molochs have left the premise. Local ants are worried, the Molochs have returned from vacation.
    2. Moloch
      Moloch
      Yikes... more than 1000 likes...
      1. AguirresPriest likes this.
      2. AguirresPriest
        AguirresPriest
        You're a Likable anteater.
        Aug 15, 2017
    3. Moloch
      Moloch
      Local ants are pleased, the Molochs went on vacation. Exotic ants are worried, the Molochs come on vacation.
    4. AguirresPriest
      AguirresPriest
      Should have collected my thoughts into fewer PMs. I'll have to wait until tomorrow to continue.

      ...Later: Still can't send a PM. Shoot.
      1. AguirresPriest
        AguirresPriest
        Did one more PM and I'm over again. Darn. I'll just say it here...
        You said: "because you are very right in your assessment of DragonGod,"

        My belated response: I don't think I was assessing DragonGod at the time. At least not if you're referring to my post about "not caring."
        Jul 27, 2017
    5. Moloch
      Moloch
      A thousand ants and more have passed my rock, and I ate them all. Today I was awarded a trophy for that, it said "Addicted".
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      2. Moloch
        Moloch
        Thanks guys. I do like spam. Err. Ants.
        Jul 25, 2017
      3. WheatieMuncher
        WheatieMuncher
        Camper...
        Aug 3, 2017
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      4. Moloch
        Moloch
        Hahaha hell yeah!
        Aug 3, 2017
    6. Moloch
      Moloch
      Today my rock was visited by an eight-legged ant. It tasted funny.
      1. WheatieMuncher
        WheatieMuncher
        This sounds like a coping mechanism by a lizard with a background in biology, trying to reconcile with the fact that he ate a spider. It's ok, buddy, there are support groups you can join.
        Jul 5, 2017
        AguirresPriest and Moloch like this.
    7. Moloch
      Moloch
      Roses are red, violets are blue, I really like ants, do you like 'em too?
      1. extr3me
        extr3me
        What? no! bamboo please, thank you. You are following like, half of the forum, I wonder if they would think of you as an stalker. You know, climbing some rock, no one would notice you.
        Jul 1, 2017
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      2. Moloch
        Moloch
        Well, one could imagine a small lizard tailing all the forumites, but I actually like seeing people's pictures. So whenever someone appears to be a somewhat active poster, I hit the "follow" button.
        Jul 3, 2017
    8. Moloch
      Moloch
      Man I'm hungry. Ants should pro-create faster!
      1. WheatieMuncher
        WheatieMuncher
        Maybe they are abstaining in hope that you will starve? Most Molochs eat more than just ants, you know.
        May 18, 2017
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      2. Moloch
        Moloch
        >Moloch eats more ants, you know~.<

        There, fixed that for you!
        May 18, 2017
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    9. Mohsin
      Mohsin
      Hey man. Because of the 7 post a day limit on private messaging, I'm posting on your wall :) I was supposed to respond to your X files comment before but didn't get around to it. Yes, I used to LOVE the X files, but I watched it years ago. I am tempted to re-start it. How about you? Are you a fan?
      1. Moloch likes this.
      2. Moloch
        Moloch
        We have all the episodes on DVD, been through em twice. We watch ' How the ghosts stole christmas.' every year at christmas. We have music from the series. My wife has a really big ' I want to believe'-poster. So yeah you could say that we are fans ^_^.
        May 15, 2017
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      3. AguirresPriest
        AguirresPriest
        I never like X-files as much as I wanted to. But I loved Vince Gilligan's Breaking Bad, and I'm loving Better Call Saul.
        May 15, 2017
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      4. Moloch
        Moloch
        Between kids, work and myself I find I currently have little time to watch series. I assume that when the children get older time might increase, but I am not sure. I tend to watch GoT, Vikings and oh... the new X-files when they arrive. That's about it though.
        May 18, 2017
    10. L.E.
      L.E.
      You really need a more varied diet
      1. Moloch likes this.
      2. Moloch
        Moloch
        Oh but I eat big ants, little ants, red ants, black ants, brown ants, fast ants, slow ants, worker ants, soldier ants, crunchy ants, dried ants, soggy ants, sun-baked ants, silly ants and ants in groups. So I have a varied diet.
        May 15, 2017
    11. Moloch
      Moloch
      Why does the lizard like dead mouses?
      1. Surpidoooo and WheatieMuncher like this.
    12. Moloch
      Moloch
      So where am I going with this I wonder? More sand? More rocks? More ants is a given, but what else?
      1. WheatieMuncher
        WheatieMuncher
        Is the sand still hot?
        Apr 20, 2017
      2. Moloch
        Moloch
        It appears so, but I am less sensitive to it now than I was before. My feet have been planted more firmly on the ground.
        Apr 21, 2017
    13. Moloch
      Moloch
      A Moloch a day keeps the doctor away!
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      2. Moloch
        Moloch
        Why cuddle of course. We've already decided Molochs are inedible.
        Apr 16, 2017
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      3. WheatieMuncher
        WheatieMuncher
        Hmm, yes we have. Perhaps the doctors have not learned this, and are thus being referred to other doctors to have their mouths and digestive tracts operated on?
        Apr 16, 2017
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      4. Moloch
        Moloch
        That was funny.
        Apr 16, 2017
    14. WheatieMuncher
      WheatieMuncher
      Visited MIT today with a friend. Technically we weren't allowed to be there, but hey, who knew the difference?

      I found the building a bit dull, the people supercilious snobs, and the air conditioning 50 years outdated. The bookstore and gift shop was sweet, though.
      1. Moloch likes this.
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      3. Moloch
        Moloch
        I recognize the greedy feelings in bookstores al too well... I usualy went to 2nd hand book stores, although the selection was a bit lower and/or more damaged/dated, at least it wasn't that expensive :-)
        Apr 10, 2017
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      4. WheatieMuncher
        WheatieMuncher
        Thank you for introducing me, to the online store.
        Apr 10, 2017
      5. Moloch
        Moloch
        Glad to be of help :-)
        Apr 10, 2017
    15. WheatieMuncher
      WheatieMuncher
      It is really hard to urinate in a moving train...
      1. Moloch likes this.
      2. Moloch
        Moloch
        Hahahaha... if possible, sit down ;-).
        Apr 7, 2017
    16. Moloch
      Moloch
      Soft Moloch Tired Moloch little ball of spihineyy hide!
      1. WheatieMuncher
        WheatieMuncher
        ...Soft Moloch, antsy Moloch, grr grr grr!
        Apr 5, 2017
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    17. Moloch
      Moloch
      If a moloch feels antsy and looks in the mirror, what will happen?
      1. WheatieMuncher
        WheatieMuncher
        Nothing, they have terrible eyesight.
        Mar 30, 2017
      2. Moloch
        Moloch
        Reference or I'll squint at you!
        Apr 4, 2017
      3. WheatieMuncher
        WheatieMuncher
        *Expectedly checks for evidence supporting claim*

        *Finds none*

        *Panics for a second*

        *Recovers with witty, redirecting observation*

        Ants have terrible vision. Thus, when a Moloch becomes antsy, he gains terrible vision!
        Apr 5, 2017
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    18. Moloch
      Moloch
      Deserts are boring. The molochspawn amused themselves by building a solar system of rocks. A slight kerfuffle was raised about Jupiter.
      1. AguirresPriest likes this.
    19. WheatieMuncher
      WheatieMuncher
      Are you the type of horned lizard that squirts blood out of it's eyes as a defense mechanism?
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      2. Moloch
        Moloch
        HAHAHAHA. That was hilarious.
        Mar 23, 2017
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      3. Moloch
        Moloch
        Here, a limerick inspired on your comment:

        Eating a Moloch is a trial
        It's flesh is utterly vile,
        The taste of rubber tire,
        Wrapped in barbed wire,
        When I think of it all I taste is bile!
        Mar 23, 2017
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      4. WheatieMuncher
        WheatieMuncher
        That is awesome. You should put it on a poetry thread.
        Mar 23, 2017
    20. Moloch
      Moloch
      Now back to my original question: Why is this sand so hot? Should I move to the south pole?
      1. WheatieMuncher
        WheatieMuncher
        Not this time of year, I'd wait a couple of months.
        Mar 17, 2017
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      2. Moloch
        Moloch
        Yeah you are right, it is still warm down there. I've had enough of this stupid sun anyway.
        Mar 17, 2017
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    Gender:
    Male
    Birthday:
    Oct 26, 1979 (Age: 37)
    Location:
    Some desert
    Occupation:
    Eating ants and staring at the stars.
    English:
    English Is NOT My First Language
    Claimed IQ:
    Unclaimed
    I'm a lizard. I have thick, prickly skin. I'm inedible. If offered a lizard like me for food, look elsewhere.